she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me