Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.