Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.