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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I need a shot of tequila, and quick death

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• (650): View more from California

  im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  new revelation: five guys for breakfast

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  new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation

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• (858): View more from California

  Life is so much better after having sex.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M

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• (347): View more from New York

  The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09

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  I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?

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• (209): View more from California

  One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket

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• (530): View more from California

  Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?

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