I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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