im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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