My boss' voice literally gives me gas
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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