Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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