I just pynch a tree in the face
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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