No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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