Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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