I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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