I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
im drinking this country out of the recession.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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