drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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