At least make sure they are 18
Why
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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