What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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