please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
