If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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