question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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