Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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