this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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