I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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