Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I smell stomach acid.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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