Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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