I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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