You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It's blow job season.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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