even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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