CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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