He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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