But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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