i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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