Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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