should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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