ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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