my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
tell me about the eggs
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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