Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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