i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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