god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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