me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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