I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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