It's like a parade of train wrecks.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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