I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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