did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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