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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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