Only a mothe r could love this liver
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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