Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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