I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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