Cold hands, warm shart.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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