He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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