If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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