Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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