btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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