I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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