normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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