...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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