Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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