Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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