One girl and one boy is just not enough.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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